一、The***Big***Bang***Theory经典深刻台词有哪些
1、《生活大爆炸》（The Big Bang Theory）十大经典台词
2、Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
3、谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。
4、Penny: Because I'm stupid!
5、Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
6、谢耳朵：这可不是什么理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭的嘛。比如我吧，我总是因为别人太蠢而哭。
7、Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
8、Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
9、Raj：我不喜欢虫子行了吧？吓得我半死。
10、谢耳朵：有意思。你害怕虫子，还有女人。要见着个花大姐准让你神经分裂了。
11、Penny: Oh, a couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be a little slutty.
12、Penny: You do your little experiments, I do mine.
13、佩妮：可能是杯并不太纯的纯自由古巴酒吧。
14、佩妮：你们管你们做实验，我管我做咯。
15、*Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese*.
16、Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
17、Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
18、霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。
19、霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去骚扰，我就解脱了。
20、Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?
21、Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of‘friends with benefits.'
22、谢耳朵：吃了顿饭，玩了点儿游戏，然后留下过夜了。哦，现在我对什么叫“床伴”有了更深入的理解，你高兴吧。
23、Penny: I give up. He's impossible!
24、Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is,'I give up; he’s improbable'.
25、佩妮：我放弃了。他是不可能的了！
26、谢耳朵：我不会不可能的啊，我存在即有可能。我觉得你想说的是“我放弃了，他不像是真的。”
27、Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
28、谢耳朵：我才没疯呢，我妈带我去测过好伐？
29、Girl: What are you gonna get, Raj?
30、Raj：幸运的话——来个肝炎就行了
31、Sheldon: Ah, gravity- thou art a heartless bitch.
32、谢耳朵：啊，地心引力，汝乃没心没肺之碧池。
二、英语作文 my good friend 和my birthday 水平初一
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My best friend is Lintao. He is a tall and strong boy. He likes sports and playing basketball. He is good at history and maths. We often play basketball after school. He is very easygoing and would like to help others so we all like him.我最好的朋友是林涛，他个子很高科学家很强壮，他喜欢运动还喜欢打篮球。他擅长历史和数学。我们常常在放学后打篮球。他很随合愿意交朋友所以我们都喜欢他。
2、My birthday has just passed and we had a good time. First we had a party in my house.Some of my friends and classmates came to my party.We sang some songs and played some games then we went to the cinema.In the evening we came back to play computer games.That day I was very happy.我的生日刚过完。我们玩得很高兴，首先我们在我家开了晚会。我的上些朋友和同学都来参加我的晚会。我们唱了几首歌。又玩了游戏。然后我们去看了电影。晚上我们回来玩电子游戏。那天我很高兴。
